CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE (MUST TRY)

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE (MUST TRY)

Ingredients:

* 2 cups flour

* 1 stick butter

* 1 cup of water

* 1 tsp baking soda

* 1 cup of sugar

* 1 tsp salt

* 1 cup of brown sugar

* Lemon juice

* 4 large eggs

* Nuts

* 2 bottle wine

* 2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Smash 2 eggs and add the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the f...ging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets struck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, shift two cups of salt. Or somethering. Check the wine again. Now shift the lemon juice and stain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, frow the bowl frough the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.

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