The
following proverbs were collected by a first grade teacher over
the years.
She gave her classes part of an old proverb and let them
fill in the
rest.
As You
Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You........ Mess It Up.
Better Be
Safe Than........ Punch A 5th Grader.
Strike
While The........ Bug Is Close.
It's Always
Darkest Before........ Daylight Savings Time.
Never Under
Estimate The Power Of........ Termites.
You Can
Lead A Horse To Water But....... How?
Don't Bite
The Hand That........Looks Dirty.
No News
Is........Impossible.
A Miss Is
As Good As A........ Mr.
You Can't
Teach An Old Dog New........ Math.
If You Lie
Down With The Dogs, You'll........Stink In The
Morning.
Love All,
Trust........Me
The Pen Is
Mightier Than The........Pigs.
An Idle
Mind Is........ The Best Way
To Relax.
Where
There's Smoke, There's........ Pollution.
Happy The
Bride Who........ Gets All The Presents!
A Penny
Saved Is........ Not Much.
Two's
Company, Three's........The Musketeers.
Don't Put
Off Tomorrow What........You Put On To Go To Bed.
Laugh And
The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And......You Have To
Blow Your
Nose.
None Are So
Blind As........ Helen Keller.
Children
Should Be Seen And Not........ Spanked Or Grounded.
If At First
You Don't Succeed........ Get New Batteries.
You Get Out
Of Something What You........ See Pictured On The
Box.
When The
Blind Leadeth The Blind........Get Out Of The Way.
There Is No
Fool Like........Aunt Eddie.
Keep Laughing
Always yours
Atul Sikrai
Chief Humor Officer
Satango Silk
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