Kids Rock !

The following proverbs were collected by a first grade teacher over

the years. She gave her classes part of an old proverb and let them

fill in the rest.

As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You........ Mess It Up.

Better Be Safe Than........ Punch A 5th Grader.

Strike While The........ Bug Is Close.

It's Always Darkest Before........ Daylight Savings Time.

Never Under Estimate The Power Of........ Termites.

You Can Lead A Horse To Water But....... How?

Don't Bite The Hand That........Looks Dirty.

No News Is........Impossible.

A Miss Is As Good As A........ Mr.

You Can't Teach An Old Dog New........ Math.

If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll........Stink In The

Morning.

Love All, Trust........Me

The Pen Is Mightier Than The........Pigs.

An Idle Mind Is........ The Best Way To Relax.

Where There's Smoke, There's........ Pollution.

Happy The Bride Who........ Gets All The Presents!

A Penny Saved Is........ Not Much.

Two's Company, Three's........The Musketeers.

Don't Put Off Tomorrow What........You Put On To Go To Bed.

Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And......You Have To

Blow Your Nose.

None Are So Blind As........ Helen Keller.

Children Should Be Seen And Not........ Spanked Or Grounded.

If At First You Don't Succeed........ Get New Batteries.

You Get Out Of Something What You........ See Pictured On The

Box.

When The Blind Leadeth The Blind........Get Out Of The Way.

There Is No Fool Like........Aunt Eddie.

Keep Laughing

Always yours

Atul Sikrai

Chief Humor Officer

Satango Silk

Stay Kool

Once there was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily, gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. 

Finally the day came when the boy didn’t lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said “you have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence.

The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this

one.” You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won’t matter how many times you say I’m

sorry, the wound is still there. Make sure you control your temper the next time

you are tempted to say something you will regret later.

Enjoy the day with decreasing anger :)

Stay Kool & Happy

Regards

Atul Sikrai

Chief Humour Officer

Satango Silk

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE (MUST TRY)

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE (MUST TRY)

Ingredients:

* 2 cups flour

* 1 stick butter

* 1 cup of water

* 1 tsp baking soda

* 1 cup of sugar

* 1 tsp salt

* 1 cup of brown sugar

* Lemon juice

* 4 large eggs

* Nuts

* 2 bottle wine

* 2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Smash 2 eggs and add the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the f...ging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets struck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, shift two cups of salt. Or somethering. Check the wine again. Now shift the lemon juice and stain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, frow the bowl frough the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.

Go to Tesco and buy cake.

Bingle Jells!

That's Why

Satango Rocks !!

 

Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew

Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew

1) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2) Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.

3) Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4) Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can
find the perfect present!

5) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

6) Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7) Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.

8) Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every
other cat.

9) Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

10) Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

11) Shopping is not sport.

12) Anything you wear is fine. Really.

13) You have enough clothes.

14) You have too many shoes.

15) Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

16) Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad's
way past idiot.

17) Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

18) No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on
a calendar.

19) Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range.
We're bound to miss sometimes.

20) Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think we'd be
any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

21) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

22) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

23) Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.

24) Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

25) Check your oil.

26) Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

27) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

28) It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.

29) Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All
comments become null and void after 7 days.

30) If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.

31) If something we said can be interpreted makes you sad and angry, we
meant the other one.

32) Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty
you are?

33) Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

34) You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done-but not both.

35) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

36) Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

37) Women wearing Wondercras and low-cut slouses lose their right to
complain about having their soobs stared at.

38) Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.

39) Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes
you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading
the magazines.

40) The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months

    we were going out.

Just Chill
Atul Sikrai
Chief Humor Officer
Satango

Laughter Surprise

It is important to remember to laugh though most of us do not laugh as much as we could throughout our day.  We get busy and bogged down with the intricacies of life and all too often don’t take the time to enjoy the simple things.

Laughing can not only brighten your day but it has been proven that the old expression “laughter is the best medicine” is really true.  Research has shown that laughter can strengthen your immune system, counteract stress, reduce food cravings and increase your threshold for pain.  There is new research indicating that humor therapy can help people heal more quickly.  Thus humor therapy is being conducted to find out more about this possibility.

In addition to positive medial outcomes, laughter can turn a stressful day around; it can put you in a better mood and make you feel better all around.  So, take time out today and do something silly, play a silly game with your child(ren), tell a joke to a coworker, watch a funny movie or TV show and enjoy the laughter and all the health (both physical and mental) perks that go along with it! OR Read “ SATango Silk” Every day.

Keep Laughing

Atul Sikrai

Humor Office

Satango Silk.

Satango Silk(Humor Hub)

SATango Silk:  Humor Hub

Satango : Sikrai Atul’s Tango.

Silk        : See its laughter knocking.

Who is Atul Sikrai : Online Entertainer .

About Atul sikrai: Writer of Funky Jokes, Rhymes and Satire. True stories, news stories (political satire) tricks of sick politics, political bullshit, economic comedy, rhyming celebrity biographies and their crimes, reality shows, murders and sex crimes rhymed.

There's no business like my business. People say I'm funny, but my objective is to get your money. I like to poke fun at anyone.

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Nursery Time Rhymes.

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Satirical Rhymes to Blow Your Mind.

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